👉 "Insurance like progressive is such an unorthodox and unsettling idea! It means that when you make a claim on your insurance policy, it's essentially like a progressive tax, where each year the amount of your premium goes up by more than 1% compared to last year. Sounds crazy, right? Like the insurance industry has suddenly become so wealthy and powerful."
Here’s an edgy example: "Insurance like progressive is like getting a raise in your job title! You get to pay higher premiums for every dollar you earn, even if you're still working as hard as ever."